Friday, June 9, 2017

My Cold Icy Heart

Are you drunk again. Dad?

My cold icy heart...

She said that you were a mistake and that she regrets the day you were born you worthless piece of garbage... I mean she said to take out the trash...

Well, I am a Neptunian Space Unicorn...so yes...

As an asexual, pansexual, gender fluid, queer, Buddhist, vegan space unicorn that does crossfit and has a three legged service hedgehog I find this question offensive...




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