Monday, June 12, 2017

The Belle from Hell

-It was a picturesque day in the happy town of Longdale, South Carolina. It was a town near the beach, and short on crime. That was all about to change in the sleepy little town of Longdale, population 1,000.
Jake Lipton was a former Airman in the United States Air Force. He retired after serving nearly 20 years and two tours overseas. He was the least likely target for a vicious murder.
Linda Bowers was your typical Southern Belle and an implant from the large city of Columbia, South Carolina. When she visited family in the small town of Longdale one summer night, she met Jake Lipton at a bar and the two hit it off. So much so, 3 months later, they were engaged.
Linda Bowers was only 24 years old, Jake Lipton nearly 20 years her senior. Despite the age difference, the two really connected. Linda was a beautiful brunette with long hair, green eyes, and the figure of a model. She immediately caught Jake’s eye when they were introduced at the bar.
Linda and Jake enjoyed the nightlife, and would spend time together cruising down the beach’s strip, where Jake was known to spoil Linda with jewelry and clothes. On one special day before their engagement, Jake even bought Linda the car of her dreams. It was a black Chevy Corvette.
Linda grew up in the city of Columbia, and by the age of 22, she had her own apartment, and a job as a secretary. There was a secret side of her, however, and Jake would find out the hard way.
Jake spent most of his adulthood in the Air Force, and when he retired from the service, he started his own business as a mechanic. Jake was born and raised in the town of Longdale, and everyone there knew him. Anyone who ever knew Jake always had nice things to say about him.
That’s why it was such a surprise when he was murdered in cold blood. Jake was a big and burly guy, and the identity of the murderer would take the sleepy little town of Longdale by surprise.
3 months after their engagement, Jake and Linda eloped. Things seemed to be happy at first, but Jake was learning a whole new side of Linda; her true side. After a year of marriage, the once happy marriage was hitting a new low. Jake learned over the span of a year just how controlling and maniacal his new wife was. She refused to let Jake even talk to his family, let alone his friends. Jake’s family was eventually out of the picture completely, and Linda was now the sole focus in his life.
Jake also found out something else he didn’t like about Linda. She was an alcoholic, and used alcohol to self-medicate. Linda Bowers was diagnosed as bipolar when she was 16, and she spent nearly 2 years in the mental hospital. She kept this a secret from Jake, till he found out for himself just what was wrong with his wife.
After finding out that Linda kept this a secret from him, Jake threatened to leave her. That was until she unleashed a bombshell. Linda was pregnant with a boy. Jake decided against leaving Linda to be there for their kid. Linda already threatened that if he left Linda, he would never see his son. Faced with that ultimatum, Jake decided to work things out. This would later turn out to be his doom.
In truth, there was no evidence that Linda was even pregnant. It was confirmed later on to be a boldface lie. When Jake found out that Linda wasn’t pregnant, he angrily stormed out of their 2 story house and never returned. This wouldn’t be the last he saw of Linda, however.
Linda began to call Jake on his cell phone night and day, begging that he would take her back. She even promised to change. Jake, out of the goodness of his heart, decided to give it another try. Linda however, had other plans. Due to Jake leaving her, she felt betrayed. She no longer had feelings for Jake and was seeing someone else. The last straw in Linda’s madness was the discovery of a 100,000 dollar life insurance policy in Jake’s name. Revenge would be sweet, and so would the money.
On June 3rd, 2011, Linda put her maniacal plan into action. As Jake was in bed, sleeping opposite Linda facing away from her, Linda grabbed a pistol from her dresser and shot him in the back of the head. She immediately called the police after the murder and sounded distraught on the phone as she told her version of what happened the night of Jake’s murder.
Linda was brought in later for questioning, and she mentioned the two got into a heated argument when Jake started hitting her. She showed the officers the bruises she had on her arms to corroborate her story. She said that Jake threatened to kill her and she shot him in self defense. The gunpowder residue on her arm proved that it was her that fired the gun.
There were major problems in Linda’s story, however. If the murder was in self defense, why was Jake shot in the back of the head execution style while he slept? Also, the bruises she showed on her arms could have been self-inflicted and Jake had no history of past violence. In fact, his family said he would never hit a woman, especially one he loved.
Another damning piece to the puzzle was the life insurance policy of 100,000 dollars showed a possible motive. Also, the officers discovered that Linda was having an affair and promised the boyfriend half of the money when he testified against her in court. The cops had the murder weapon, a possible motive, proof that Linda was the one that fired the murder weapon, proof of an affair and plan to share the money with her boyfriend, and the authorities had enough evidence to build their case against Linda.
The authorities charged Linda with the murder of her husband and the case went to trial. The defense presented an insanity plea, due to Linda’s past mental health history. It was known that Linda was bipolar and that she spent 2 years of her life in the state hospital. The prosecution didn’t buy that plea for a second and neither did the judge or jury.
The prosecution had overwhelming evidence against Linda, and their star witness was her lover Rick Wilson, who testified that Linda talked to him about killing her husband and splitting the money with him. This proved without the shadow of a doubt that the murder was premeditated, and Linda’s insanity plea was shattered before her very eyes.
On trial, Linda was only a fraction of her former beauty. The stress from the case took its toll on Linda and she didn’t even look like the same woman Longdale once admired. The jury reached a verdict. They found Linda guilty of First Degree Murder and sentenced her to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

The nightmare was finally over. Longdale could now rest easy as the Belle from Hell was behind bars for the rest of her life. Jake was laid to rest in Longdale Cemetery as his family continues to grieve their loss. Thankfully, however, justice was served…

The Reader's Corner #4

"Murder in the Heartland"

*Spoilers*

This is the second M. William Phelps book I have read so far and I really enjoy his writing. I didn't particularly enjoy this book as much as the first one I've read, which was "I'll Be Watching You" about serial killer Ned Snelgrove. Because true crime is based on, well, true crimes, it can get kind of sad while reading these cases. This is one of the more bizarre murder cases I've ever read about.

Though it's shorter than the other book, it felt longer to me due to being busy on other things while trying to finish the book, but it's an unforgettable story. Lisa Montgomery pretended to be pregnant, started conversing with Bobbie Jo Stinnett online under the pseudonym Darlene Fischer, more disturbing, her handle was Fischer4Kids. They conversed on a rat terrier site where "Darlene" planned to meet the 8 months pregnant Bobbie Jo under the pretense of buying one of Bobbie Jo's rat terriers.

Lisa drove over 100 miles from Melvern to the small town of Skidmore, where she murdered Bobbie Jo Stinnett, cut her open, and took the 8 month old baby that was in her womb. She drove all the way back to Melvern, Kansas and pretended the baby was hers and that she had given birth to it. It was only a day later that she was caught by the authorities. The sad part was that Bobbie Jo's mother discovered her body, where she called the police and said it looked like "Her stomach exploded."

This book is unlike other true crime books I've read, where it tells the story, trial and verdict. This didn't have the trial and verdict. I had to do some further reading to learn what happened to Lisa. The sad thing is Lisa knew Bobbie Jo, and Lisa's youngest daughter was her friend, and her daughter felt betrayed by her own mother.

Bobbie Jo's daughter, named Victoria Jo, was reunited with her father Zeb shortly after the crime. It's amazing she survived such an ordeal and is happy and healthy. It was heavily to do with the Amber Alert system that they were able to find the child and bring her home.

In the book, you really fall in love with Bobbie Jo as a person. She was sweet, a dedicated wife, expecting mother, happy and had no enemies. Sometimes, the internet can be a dangerous place. It really broke my heart that Bobbie Jo didn't survive. Lisa was a very controlling and manipulative person, even getting her second husband to believe she was pregnant with a girl, even though after her youngest daughter, she had a tubal ligation. They burned the tubes, so it was impossible for her to be pregnant, and her ex husband knew as much.

M. William Phelps didn't write the book for the trial and verdict. He wrote it to tell the untold story of the people in the story and the families involved and affected. I knew what he was going for, but it would have still been nice to have closure, hence, trial and verdict.

Further reading on my part, Lisa Marie Montgomery was sentenced to death, where she is currently still on death row.

All in all, it was a good book. Not too remarkable. A bizarre story to say the least. I enjoyed reading it, but like I said, I enjoyed the other M. William Phelps title better. So I'll give this one a 3 out of 5 on the Reader Meter! I must say, I'm becoming a fan of Phelps and will be checking out more titles by him in the near future.

The Disgruntled Southerner signing off for now!

Saturday, June 10, 2017

100 Happy Things From A Disgruntled Southerner

In no particular order:

001: Jesus Christ
002: Sweet Tea
003: South Carolina
004: Southern Living
005: Family
006: Friends
007: Cats
008: Kittens
009: Dogs
010: Puppies
011: Boiled Peanuts
012: Pumpkin Pie
013: Chicken
014: Cornbread
015: Grits
017: Mexican Food
018: Italian Food
019: Gumbo
020: Collard Greens
021: Spinach
022: V8 Juice
023: Mountain Dew
024: Books
025: Video Games
026: Music
027: Writing
028: A Good Night's Sleep
029: Cartoons
030: Comics
031: Shounen Manga
032: Anime
033: Police Officers
034: Military
035: Medical Personnel
036: Turtles
037: Action Films
038: Classic Television
039: Classic Films
040: Mystery Novels
041: Computers
042: Computer Games
043: Interactive Fiction
044: Making Games
045: Making Music
046: Drawing
047: Ice Cream
048: Chocolate
050: Vanilla
051: Mint, Any Kind Of Mint
052: Candy
053: Home-Cooked Meals
054: Ordering Food
055: Shopping Online
056: Animals In General
057: Superheroes
058: Technology
059: The Bible
060: Christian Books
061: Hot Showers
062: Accomplishing Goals
063: Blogging
064: The Holy Spirit
065: God The Father
066: Childhood Memories
067: Christianity
068: Christmas
069: Spring
070: Nature
071: Walking
072: The Outdoors
073: Playing Kickball
074: Swimming
075: Poetry
076: My Wii
077: Watching Television
078: Good Sitcoms
079: Documentaries
080: Finding New Hobbies
081: Collecting eBooks
082: My Kindle
083: Amazon
084: Martial Arts Films
085: Superhero Films
086: Studying World History
087: Studying Geography
088: The English Language
089: The Jewish People
090: Warm Weather
091: Being Kind To Others
092: People Who Are Kind To Me
093: Giving Gifts
094: Receiving Gifts
095: Easter
096: Thanksgiving
097: My Birthday
098: Julian
099: Mekah
100: The Rain At Night

Friday, June 9, 2017

100 Things That Leave Me Disgruntled

In no particular order:

001: Leaf blowers
002: Made up words like "Melty" and "Readiest"
003: Pour grammerz
004: Brussel Sprouts
005: Racism
006: Disrespecting elders
007: Disrespecting military veterans
008: Burning the American flag
009: Not standing up for the National Anthem
010: Terrorists
011: Terrorist attacks
012: Socialism, past and present forms
013: Disrespecting the office of the president
014: Destroying historical monuments
015: Loud neighbors
016: Running out of tea
017: Disrespecting the south
018: Yankees
019: Criminals
020: Google
021: Buzzfeed
022: MSNBC
023: CNN
024: Pretty much all left-wing propaganda
025: Taking prayer out of schools
026: Teaching the Shahada to grade schoolers
027: Shariah Law
028: Rapists
029: Shady politicians
030: Weak economy
031: Entitlement
032: Lawlessness
033: Perversion
034: Blasphemy
035: Jealousy
036: Covetousness
037: Adultery
038: Tea that isn't sweet
039: People who don't know what grits are
040: Being tired all the time
041: When my cat won't shut up
042: Pedophiles
043: SJWs (Even though I laugh at them)
044: Bible burnings
045: Animal cruelty
046: PETA (Unless it's People Eating Tasty Animals)
047: Trendy Hip Hop
048: Pop Country
049: Hatred
050: Mosquitoes
051: Gnats
052: Tofu
053: Neglect
054: Hallucinations
055: Schizophrenia
056: Depression
057: Anxiety
058: Suffering
059: The fact that people are homeless
060: Most Millennials
061: Litter
062: Third Wave Feminism
063: The Pay Gap Myth
064: Snotty brats
065: Holocaust Deniers
066: The flat earth theory
067: Antisemitism
068: Sanctuary Cities
069: Open borders
070: Illegal immigration
071: Parasites
072: Antifa
073: Domestic terrorists in general
074: Lustful thoughts
075: Objectifying women
076: Greed
077: The love of money in general
078: Refusing to give someone in need help
079: People who mock the power of prayer
080: Teaching sexual perversion to grade schoolers
081: Yahoo!
082: The devil
083: Cults
084: The Prosperity Gospel
085: The division in churches
086: Pride
087: Murder
088: Arson
089: Assault
090: Riots
091: Drinking alcohol
092: Smoking weed
093: Doing drugs in general
094: The New World Order
095: Communism
096: North Korea
097: Iran
098: The Body Positivity Movement
099: White Supremacy
100: Being away from my home planet of Mars

Cube Ville #2


100 Things That Make Me Happy

In no particular order...

1. My faith
2. My husband
3. My children
4. My family
5. My dog
6. Writing
7. Drawing
8. Photography
9. Animals
10. Stuffed Animals
11. Unicorns
12. Butterflies
13. Books
14. Sour Skittles
15.Getting free stuff
16. Road trips
17. Cash back apps
18. My job
19. Yarn
20. Collecting things
21. Video games
22. Subscription boxes
23. Watching my favorite Youtubers
24. Peel off facial masks
25. Putting glue on your palm, waiting for it to dry, and peeling if off
26. Sewing
27. Fabric
28. Receipts
29. Dimes
30. Texas
31. Rainbows
32. Rain
33. Wind
34. Snow.
35. The beach in Autumn
36. Ranch dressing
37. Storage containers
38. Socks
39.  Notebooks
40. Pencils
41. Pajamas
42. Knitting
43. Cinnamon
44. Vanilla
45. Coconut scent
46. My blog
47. Chicken fries
48. Potatoes (cooked in any form)
49. Gilmore Girls
50. Doctor Who
51. Netflix
52. Hulu
53. The Princess Bride
54. Putting things in my cart on Amazon that I am never going to buy
55. Shopping
56. Sleeping with a fan on me
57. My bed
58. My comfy robe
59. Baggy shirts
60. Sweat pants
61. Coffee
62. Hot sauce
63. Macaroni and Cheese
64. Making macaroni and cheese
65. Watching Rugby
66. Watching Football
67. Blue eyes
68. Zebra print
69. Remembering my time in Germany
70. Walking
71. Pokemon Go...yes I am one of those...
72. Bright colors
73. Chunky Monkey ice cream
74. Sending my daughter clown pictures because she hates them
75. Leggings
76. The number 23
77. Green Apple Shampoo
78. Big Octagon chairs
79. Hello Kitty
80. Pepperoni Jalapeno pizza
81. Bacon
82. Pixar movies
83. Fall leaves
84. Pops
85. Not doing anything
86. Being alone
87. Laughing until I can't breathe
88. Coke Zero
89. Pepsi Max (It will always be Pepsi Max!)
90. Opening mail
91. Learning about past civilizations
92. Hot gluing
93. Tie-dye
94. Singing (I am bad but I love it anyway)
95. Staying up late
96. Painting my nails
97. Taking my hair down after a long day
98. Just sitting outside
99. Buying groceries and not having to put them up
100. Being Sarcastic

My Cold Icy Heart

Are you drunk again. Dad?

My cold icy heart...

She said that you were a mistake and that she regrets the day you were born you worthless piece of garbage... I mean she said to take out the trash...

Well, I am a Neptunian Space Unicorn...so yes...

As an asexual, pansexual, gender fluid, queer, Buddhist, vegan space unicorn that does crossfit and has a three legged service hedgehog I find this question offensive...